Funny Status for Whatsapp English
| 3 Mistake Done By Everyone ..Whatsapp, Facebook & Gf! |
| 70% Boy Have Gf ,other Then Have Brain! |
| A Fine Is A Tax For Doing Wrong & A Tax Is A Fine For Doing Well. |
| Alcohol Will Give Different, Type Of Power. |
| All My Life I Thought Air Is Free Until I Bought A Bag Of Chips. |
| All The Rules Are Made To Be Break. |
| Always Respects Your Self! |
| Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Surprised Woman. |
| Brain Is Intelligent !Why Not Have Everyone... |
| Brain Is The Best Worker,When You Can Use It. |
| Brain Is Work More ..When You Can Use. |
| Cigarette Chodna Sabse Asan H- Main Hazaro Baar Chhod Chukka Hu. |
| Do Not Drink And Park _accidents Cause People. |
| Drunk People Run On Red Light, Normal People Wait For Them To Turn Green.! |
| Etc Meaning - End Of Thinking Capacity.. |
| Excuse Me .... Please Empty Ur Pockets .... I Think U Stole My Heart. |
| Girls Use Photoshop To Look Beautiful & Boys Use Photoshop To Show Their Creativity. |
| God Is Really Creative , I Mean Just Look At Me. |
| High Power Come, With High Voltage Current! |
| I Am Not Lazy, I Am On Energy Saving Mode. |
| I Don't Drink Alcohol! But Feel Awesome.. |
| I Hate People Who Steal My Ideas, Before I Think Of Them. |
| I Just Need A Good Wifi & Wife. |
| I Live In A World Of Fantasy, So Keep Ur Reality Away From Me! |
| I Love My Job Only When I Am On Holiday. |
| I Wake Up When I Cant Hold My Pee In Any Longer. |
| If I Agreed With You We Both Were Wrong. |
| If I Am Wired With You Then I Like You.. |
| If Money Grew On Trees, Then Girls Would Be Dating Monkeys. |
| If Nobody Hates U, Then You Are Doing Something Boring. |
| If School Has Taught Us Anything, It's Texting Without Looking. |
| If U Are Still Hate Me!Then No Problem!. |
| Life Is Too Short - Chat Fast! |
| Man Ask A Trainer In The Gym: "I Want 2 Impress That Girl, Which Machine Can I Use?" Trainer Replies "Use The Atm"! |
| Marriage Is The Cause Of Divorce. |
| Mosquitoes Are Like Family. Annoying But They Carry Your Blood. |
| No I Didn't Trip, The Floor Looked Like ...it Needed A Hug! |
| Ooooooo .Don’t Copy My Status. |
| Parents Spend The First Part Of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk And Talk, And The Rest Of It Telling Us To Sit Down And Shut Up. |
| People That Change Love Status After 30 Sec Gf Is The Reason. |
| Save Water, Drink Wine!! |
| Scratch Here ..... To Reveal This Status. |
| Status: I On Not On Whatsapp. |
| Try To Say The Letter M Without Ur Lips Touching. |
| When I Actually Die Some People_ Are Going To Get Really Haunted. |
| When Nothing Seems Right Then Go Left. |
| When Your Phone Are 1% Battery & Anyone Who Sends A Message, Or Calling, Becomes The Enemy. |
| You Can Never Buy Luv....But Still U Have To Pay For It. |
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