| My silence/smile is just another word for my pain. |
| When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot. |
| When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you. |
| A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. |
| Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words. |
| Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else. |
| Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it. |
| AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You. |
| Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. |
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| Born to express not to impress. |
| Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others. |
| Diets are hard because I get hungry. |
| Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest. |
| Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them. |
| Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself. |
| Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. |
| Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep. |
| Everyday is a second chance. |
| Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes. |
| Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. |
| Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live. |
| Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen. |
| God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!! |
| Had a really great "Night Out" last night, according to my police report. |
| Hey there Whatsapp is using me. |
| How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone. |
| I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle.He's dreaming too. |
| I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice. |
| I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P |
| I don't have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination. |
| I got less but I got best! |
| I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won. |
| I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something. |
| I love my job only when I'm on vacation |
| I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking. |
| I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. |
| I will win, not immediately but definitely. |
| I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog. |
| I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced. |
| I'm not failed... my success is just postponed. |
| I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode. |
| I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged. |
| I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday. |
| I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class. |
| If a hug tell how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever. |
| If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life. |
| If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. |
| If you can't convince them, confuse them. |
| If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up. |
| In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. |
| It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms. |
| It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside. |
| It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you. |
| Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror. |
| Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their. |
| Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving. |
| Life is Short – Chat Fast! |
| Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. |
| My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at". |
| My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand! |
| No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak. |
| Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor. |
| Not always "Available".. try your Luck. |
| Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. |
| Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off. |
| Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time. |
| Please don’t forget to smile. |
| Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood. |
| Save water drink beer. |
| Silence is the most powerful scream. |
| Silent people have the loudest minds. |
| Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them. |
| Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight. |
| Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths. |
| Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference. |
| Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you. |
| Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands. |
| Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn. |
| The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. |
| The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained. |
| The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality. |
| The only way to do great work is to love what you do. |
| The road to success is always under construction. |
| Time is precious, waste it wisely. |
| Trust in God, But lock your car. |
| Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. |
| Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity. |
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| We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples. |
| When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. |
| When I was born. Devil said,"Oh Shit! Competition!!!" |
| When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the… |
| When nothing goes right... Go left! |
| Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. |
| Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think. |
| You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. |
| You're already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for. |
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